My Anecdote

1. My mother and I decided to give my cat, Laverne, a bath because she had gotten all muddy. Now, I know cats clean themselves, but there comes a time when even a cat won't lick disgusting mud off herself. So my mom says I have to help and shes not doing this by herself, bla bla bla. So I promise to help. We get Laverne in the sink, which is hard enough in itself. (she does not have clipped claws) My mom pins her down and sprays her off, while I laugh so hard I run into the fridge. Then comes the interesting part. Laverne gets this evil glint in her eye and totally goes ninja on us. Next thing I know, she is halfway up the wall with my mom holding on to her tail and yelling at me to help. There is soap everywhere, and my mom has a gash on her hand. I am now laughing so hard I can't breathe. Eventually, we wrestle her back down into the sink and spray her off. Now the only thing she needs is to be dry. So I go find the thickest towel we have and throw it over Laverne. My mom wraps her and picks her up, so now she calms down a tad. When she is not dripping, we let her go.

Comedy

This is funny because the tiny kitten looks like it's trying to be scary, which is pointless because its way too cute. Also, the caption does not have proper grammer, so it sounds like someone little is saying it.